Sunday, July 14, 2013

ASDFJKL

I exploded.
The How to Train your Dragon 2 teaser came out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68AqHwgk2s8
 I can't hear you over the sound of my badassness.
Hiccup has since deciding riding a night fury was not cool enough, so he had to go and put on a freaking suit of riding armor...... which just so happens to have a set of wings installed.

caw caw....

And I don't know if any of you noticed, but the dragons that toothless was flying over were the thunder drums. You can find out more about them via the book of dragons:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuifMYbobj0 
and here's a clearer picture: http://howtotrainyourdragon.wikia.com/wiki/Thunder_Drum
Anyway, it's good to know that we may be seeing some other types of dragons this time around.
aaaaaaannnnnd I hate hiccup's face.
seriously.
Brain does not compute. They are basically two seperate people. I'm not going to deny it, the new Hiccup is pretty awesome. But although the general description would still be the same, but hair, eyes, and facial structure are all completely different. not to mention that he's missing his freckles. Plus his voice is still the slightly nerdy voice of Jay Baruchel. like wat. If puberty is gonna do something a amzing to his face, they couldn't mess with his voice too? I happened to like those freckles. But really, how does this
become this?
or this

become this?
And there's another problem. (well besides the fact that Astrid's face has now also morphed, and her nose looks wrong.) Both Astrid and Hiccup are about the same degree of hotness now. I have personal rule about animated canon ships in which each character should have a varying amount beautifulness, because if they were equal, it would be boring. Plus, one of the main reasons why I like Hiccup is because he got the girl with his brains and bravery and clumsiness and sarcasm, but now he's all of those with Neville Longbottomed face. Except clumsy.
So now he's both smart, and awesome, and he's got the girl. C'mon. too cliche for me.
and toothless is still his insanely-happy-to-be-flying-like-this-in-the-air-this-is-so-awesome self. He looks almost high, in fact.
 The entire flight sequence was awesome, so hopefully there will be more that in the movie. and of course they let us see hiccup's face so, a) all the fangirl's ovaries would explode, and b) know what to expect of his face in the movie. I really want to see it IMAX this time. oh look at me, I'm already planning about watching it and there's still A FREAKING YEAR LEFT BEFORE ITS RELEASED AKDFADFHJF WHAT AM I GOING TO DO.

and I think that's every thing.



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